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Demo Version (2005) [Ver. 1]
(under the title "Beacon of Positivity")
[Elle, spoken]
Girls, what do I do about Vivienne?
[Delta Nu, spoken]
Kill her!
[Elle, spoken]
No! That is not the Elle Woods way!
[sung / Delta Nus]
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I'm pretty and bright, I'm a shining white light
They can't see me weaken
Positivity!
Can't see me freakin'
Positivity!
I am a beacon of
Positivity!
Nobody dies tonight
[Delta Nu, spoken]
Please?
[Elle, spoken]
No!
[sung]
I breathe and count to 10
And I love my fellow men
I am dignified, I can't let it slide
Yeah, I'm in a state of fricken zen!
I don't feel like slinging mud
I don't feel like drawing blood
I will not attack, I will just unpack
Oh, and pull this knife right out my back
And
[Elle / Delta Nus]
Breathe
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I do not see
I am a beacon of positivity
Whatever she does, you will just forgive it
He can't see me weaken
Positivity!
Can't see me freakin'
Positivity!
Turn the other cheek and have
Positivity!
[Both]
Nobody dies tonight
[Delta Nu]
This is fun!
[Elle, sung]
I'm calm, a summer lake
And I bend, I do not break
She's an evil snake and her pearls are fake
But her worthless life's not mine to take
We don't hate her good in harm
We don't leave her badly scarred
We don't club that tramp with this lava lamp
[Both]
And then bury her in Harvard Yard
[Vivienne, spoken]
Excuse me, my finace forgot his coat
[Elle]
No negative thoughts allowed
I am a white fluffy cloud
A cuddly, warm teddy bear
A unicorn... hell, I don't care!
I will not plan any plot
I don't want anyone shot
Run over 'til she's just a flat, wet, spot
In the parking lot
[Elle / Delta Nus]
No, I do not /
Yeah, you do
I do not not /
Well, you do
I do not not! /
Oh, yes you do
No, I do not! /
Give me a break...
Shut up!
I am pretty and bright
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I'm a shining happy light
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I'm a white fluffy cloud
You're getting loud
Oh. Oh, sorry
I am pretty and kind
Can't see you weaken
Positivity
I'm not out of my mind
Can't see you freakin
Positivity
What were we speaking of?
Positivity
Right! I'm a beacon of
Positivity
Positively reakin' of
Positivity
Nobody dies tonight
Are you positive?
Nobody dies tonight
Time to let her live
Nobody dies tonight
Are you positive?
[Both]
Positivity
Workshop (2005) [Ver. 2]
(under the title "Beacon of Positivity")
[Elle, spoken]
Help me, sorority sisters!
What do you do when the man you love is engaged
to another woman?
[Delta Nu, spoken]
Kill her!
[Elle, spoken]
No! That is not the Elle Woods way!
[sung / Delta Nus]
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I'm pretty and bright, I'm a shining white light
They can't see me weaken
Positivity!
Can't see me freakin'
Positivity!
I am a beacon of
Positivity!
Nobody dies tonight
[Delta Nu, spoken]
Please?
[Elle, spoken]
No!
[sung]
I breathe and count to 10
And I love my fellow men
I am dignified, I can't let it slide
Yeah, I'm in a state of fricken zen!
I don't feel like drawing blood
I don't feel like slinging mud
I will not attack, I will just unpack
Oh, and pull this knife right out my back
And
[Elle / Delta Nus]
Breathe
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I do not see
I am a beacon of positivity
Whatever she does, you will just forgive it
He can't see me weaken
Positivity!
Can't see me freakin'
Positivity!
Turn the other cheek and have
Positivity!
[Both]
Nobody dies tonight
[Delta Nu]
This is fun!
[Elle, sung]
I'm calm, a summer lake
And I bend, I do not break
She's an evil snake and her pearls are fake
But her worthless life's not mine to take
We don't hate her good and hard
We don't leave her badly scarred
We don't club that tramp with this lava lamp
[Both]
And then bury her in Harvard Yard
[Vivienne, spoken]
Excuse me, my finace forgot his coat
[Elle]
No negative thoughts allowed
I am a white fluffy cloud
A cuddly, warm teddy bear
A unicorn... hell, I don't care!
I will not plan any plot
I don't want anyone shot
Run over 'til she's just a flat, wet, spot
In the parking lot
[Elle / Delta Nus]
No, I do not /
Yeah, you do
I do not not /
Sure, you do
I do not not! /
Oh, yes you do
No, I do not! /
Shut up!
I am pretty and bright
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I'm a shining happy light
I am a beacon of positivity
I am a beacon of positivity
I'm a white fluffy cloud
You're getting loud
Oh, sorry
I am pretty and kind
Can't see you weaken
Positivity
I'm not out of my mind
Can't see you freakin
Positivity
What were we speaking of?
Positivity
Right! I'm a beacon of
Positivity
Positively reakin' of
Positivity
Nobody dies tonight
Are you positive?
Nobody dies tonight
Time to let her live
Nobody dies tonight
Are you positive?
[Both]
Positivity
Jan 23, 2007 [Ver. 3]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Serena]
Listen, girl you're not insane
[Margot]
We're the voices in your brain
[Pilar]
We could ... our sister's pain
[Delta Nus]
And we just had to get involved, so
[Serena]
Don't you panic
Don't you cry and
[Margot]
Don't you give up on your guy 'cause
[Delta Nus]
She's the one who has to die
Take her out and
[Pilar]
...
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Slap her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Serena]
Bang her head against the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Sure I'd love to have her shot
And run down in the parking lot
And dance upon the flat, wet spot
But this is not the time or place!
Let's take a breath and make and plan
Now, normally I'm not a fan
Of stealing someone else's man-
[Margot, spoken]
Look, it's trying to eat his face!
[Elle, spoken]
Noooooo!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Excuse me?
[Delta Nus]
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Say something to toss the score
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Make her feel all insecure
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Do something, please!
[Delta Nus]
For heaven's sake!
[Pilar]
Tell him to freeze
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Serena]
Tell him that she's a bag of snakes
[Delta Nus]
Geez, will you show some spunk?
Girl, take control
[Pilar]
Don't be a mouse
[Delta Nus]
Let's rock and roll
[Delta Nu]
Rip off your blouse!
[Delta Nu]
Look, there's a pole!
[Delta Nu]
Get up and shake your junk!
[Delta Nus]
Shake your junk!
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
How is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Now you're just doing it to do it!
Girls, there's a time and a place for booty
Booty can't solve everything!
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause this is not beyond repair
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That's got me precisely squat!
Could be there's a lesson there...
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon!
[Delta Nus]
Don't change your hair!
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in love and war
[Delta Nus]
Honey, this is much to premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Honey, don't walk through that door
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Post Jan 28, 2007 [Ver. 4]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
But don't you panic, don't you freeze
'Cause
[Margot]
There's a way to win him back
You
[Serena]
Take this shovel and this shack and
[Pilar]
Give her head a good hard whack
Knock that mess into next week!
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Slap her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Serena]
Spray her brains across the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Sure I'd love to have her shot
And run down in the parking lot
And dance upon the flat wet spot
But this is not the time or place!
Let's take a breath and make and plan
Now, normally I'm not a fan
Of stealing someone else's man, but-
[Margot, spoken]
Look, it's trying to eat his face!
[Elle, spoken]
Noooooo!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Excuse me?
[Delta Nus]
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Say something to toss the score
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot?]
Make her feel all insecure
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Do something, please!
[Delta Nus]
For heaven's sakes!
[Pilar]
Tell him to freeze
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Serena]
Tell him that she's a bag of snakes
[Delta Nus]
Geez, will you show some spunk?
Girl, take control
[Pilar]
Don't be a mouse
[Delta Nus]
Let's rock and roll
[Delta Nu]
Rip off your blouse!
[Delta Nu]
Look, there's a pole!
[Delta Nu]
Get up and shake your junk!
[Delta Nus]
Shake your junk!
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait... How is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Okay, now you're just doing it to do it!
Girls, I can't use booty to solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
Your man
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause this is not beyond repair
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That's got me precisely squat!
Could be there's a lesson there...
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon!
[Delta Nus]
Don't change your hair!
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in love and war
[Delta Nus]
Honey, this is much to premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Honey, don't walk through that door
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Feb 1, 2007 [Ver. 5]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Smile and make her understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake a hand
Smack that smirk right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Slap her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Just look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some effort I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he be with her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Fancy Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
He's not even here!
Girls, he left when we were shaking booty!
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause this is not beyond repair
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
[Elle]
Some things are worth fighting for
[Delta Nus]
That's not fair in love and war
Honey, this is much to premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Honey, don't walk through that door
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Pre Feb 3, 2007 [Ver. 6]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Smile and make her understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand
might be Serena Slap the smug right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some humbug I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Smarty Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Girls, he's not even here!
He left while we were shaking booty!
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause I am not defeated yet
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
Honey, this is much to premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
[Serena]
How about a brand new manicure?
[Elle]
No, my hair! It's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Feb 6, 2007 [Ver. 7]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Smile and make him understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand
[Serena]
Slap the smug right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some effort I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Fancy Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Girls, he's not even here!
He left while we were shaking booty!
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause this is not beyond repair
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
Honey, this is much to premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
[Serena]
How about a different manicure?
[Elle]
No, my hair! It's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Feb 7, 2007 [Ver. 8]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Try to make her understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand
[Serena]
Smack that smug right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some effort I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Smarty Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Girls, he's not even here!
He left while we were shaking booty!
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause I am not defeated yet
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
Honey, this is much to premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
[Serena]
How about a different manicure?
[Elle]
No, my hair! It's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Pre Feb 10, 2007 [Ver. 9]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Smile to make her understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand
[Serena]
Slap that smug right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some effort I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Smarty Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
And he left!
Girls, he's not even here
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause I am not defeated yet
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
Don't do something premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
[Serena]
How about a different manicure?
[Elle]
No, my hair! It's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Pre Feb 13, 2007 [Ver. 10]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Smile to make her understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand
[Serena]
Slap that smug right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some effort I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Smarty Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Girls, he's not even here!
He left when we were shaking booty
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause I am not defeated yet
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
Don't do something premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
[Serena]
How about a different manicure?
[Elle]
No, my hair! It's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
Feb 16, 2007 [Ver. 11]
(under the title "Love and War")
[Pilar]
Girl we need to have a chat
[Serena]
You cannot lose him to that
[Margot]
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
[Delta Nus]
Get yourself back in the race now
[Serena]
Smile to make her understand that
[Pilar]
You are calm and in command and
[Margot]
Meet her gaze and shake her hand
[Serena]
Slap that smug right off her face
[Delta Nus]
You're the one who loves him more
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
Introduce her to the floor
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in love and war
[Margot]
Smack her 'til your arm is sore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in--
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise and
Anyway, she's twice my size
Look into her cold, dead eyes
Careful, she can smell your fear
But, surely with some effort I
Can pry her fingers off my guy
First, why would he go near her, why?!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Maybe this will make things clear
[Delta Nus]
Ewww!
How much more can you ignore?
All is fair in love and war
[Pilar]
I can't watch this anymore
[Delta Nus]
Don't just stare
It's love and war
[Margot]
Ninja kick her through a door
[Delta Nus]
Get in there
It's love and war
[Serena]
Pull her hair and call her whore
[Delta Nus]
All is fair in-
[Elle, spoken]
That's just rude!
[Vivienne]
Is it?
Well then, we'll take it back to my room
[Margot]
Hey Warner, freeze!
[Delta Nus]
Slam on the breaks
[Pilar]
Hey Warner, please!
[Delta Nus]
Her pearls are fakes
[Margot]
Hey Warner, she's a bag of snakes
[Serena]
Look at her!
Are you drunk?
[Delta Nus]
Give us a chance!
[Margot]
Look over here!
[Serena]
Miss Smarty Pants knows how to sneer
[Pilar]
But can she dance?
[Delta Nus]
Yeah!
Can she shake her junk?
Shake her junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Wait, how is this helping?
This isn't helping!
Just shaking's not helpful!
Girls, he's not even here!
He left while we were shaking booty
Clearly, booty can't solve everything
[Delta Nus]
Yes it can, yes it can
Take back your man
Yes it can, yes it can
We like this plan
Take back your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
[Pilar]
Whose man?
[Delta Nus]
Your man
Your man
[Elle, spoken]
Ten hut!
[sung]
Now we're done with shaking butt, so...
Yeah, I'm talking to myself, so what?
Now, eyes on me and mouths are shut
'Cause I am not defeated yet
Think!
Yes, I'm fabulous and hot and
Everything that she is not and
That got me precisely squat!
What about her don't I get?
[Serena]
She's a beast but she fits in
[Elle]
Right!
[Margot]
Maybe that's the way to win
[Elle]
Right!
[Pilar]
Be her shadow?
[Elle]
Be her twin
[Delta Nus]
Oh, no...
[Elle]
Oh, yes!
[Delta Nus]
No, you can't!
[Elle]
Yes I can!
To the salon, I'm going brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Noooo!
Don't do something premature
[Elle]
I don't care it's love and war!
[Serena]
How about a different manicure?
[Elle]
No for that, it's love and war!
This will prove I love him more
[Delta Nus]
Some things aren't worth fighting for
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle]
All is fair in
[Delta Nus]
Are you sure?
[Elle, spoken]
Make me a brunette!
[Delta Nus]
Love and war
April 3, 2007 [Ver. 12]
(under the title "Positive")
[Serena]
Honey, whatcha crying at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
And why is she so rude?
[Margot]
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer up, chin up, it's time to bring
A happy attitude!
[Delta Nus]
Keep it positive!
[Margot]
As you slap her to the floor!
[Delta Nus]
Keep it positive!
[Serena]
As you pull her hair and call her a whore
[Pilar]
You can take her in a fight
[Margot]
You and he will reunite
[Delta Nus]
You know we're right!
We're positive
Kill her!
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway, she's twice my size
Whose got a plan B?
[Pilar]
Uh, me?
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you've won
You off the hizzle, G!
[Elle, spoken]
What?
[Delta Nus]
Keep it positive!
[Margot]
Yeah!
Let out your inner freak
[Pilar]
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
[Serena]
You will whet his appetite
[Margot]
You and he will reunite
[Delta Nus]
You know we're right!
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi-
[Elle, spoken]
Oh my god, you're making me sick!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Really? Are we?
Warner, let's take this back to my place
[Delta Nus]
Hey, hey, hey!
Be positive!
[Serena / and Delta Nus]
That he loves you / and not her!
[Delta Nus]
You're hotter!
[Pilar / and Delta Nus]
And I bet you're / smarter
[Margot]
She don't know the real him
[Pilar]
You feel him!
[Serena]
So don't let her steal him!
[Margot / and Delta Nus]
Wake him up like / Sleeping Beauty
[Pilar / and Delta Nus]
Turn his head with your / red, hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to / shake your junk
[Delta Nus]
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Girls, how is this helping?
He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk!
Wait!
[sung]
Girls, I'm positive
This is not the way to go
No, I'm positive
It's not helpful acting like a hoe
[Delta Nus]
No?
[Elle]
All this trashy carrying on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon!
[Delta Nus]
Woo!
[Elle / Delta Nus]
Girls I'm positive /
Positive
And try not to get upset
But I'm positive /
Positive
That it's time for me to go brunette /
What?
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat
Gotta show him I've got more to give
No, I'm positive
You're positive?
I'm positive
You're positive?
I'm positive
You're positive?
Really positive?
Positive
Pre April 21, 2007 [Ver. 13]
(under the title "Positive")
[Serena]
Honey, whatcha crying at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her her hair and shoes are flat
And why is she so rude?
[Margot]
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer up, chin up, it's time to bring
A happy attitude!
[Delta Nus]
Keep it positive!
[Margot]
As you slap her to the floor!
[Delta Nus]
Keep it positive!
[Serena]
As you pull her hair and call her a whore
[Pilar]
You can take her in a fight
[Margot]
You and he will reunite
[Delta Nus]
You know we're right!
We're positive
Kill her!
[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway, she's twice my size
Whose got a plan B?
[Pilar]
Uh, me?
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you've won
You off the hizzle, G!
[Elle, spoken]
What?
[Delta Nus]
Keep it positive!
[Margot]
Yeah!
Let out your inner freak
[Pilar]
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
[Serena]
You will whet his appetite
[Margot]
You and he will reunite
[Delta Nus]
You know we're right!
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi-
[Elle, spoken]
Oh my god, you're making me sick!
[Vivienne, spoken]
Really? Are we?
Warner, let's take this back to my place
[Delta Nus]
Hey, hey, hey!
Be positive!
[Serena / and Delta Nus]
That he loves you / and not her!
[Delta Nus]
You're hotter!
[Pilar / and Delta Nus]
And I bet you're / smarter
[Margot]
She don't know the real him
[Pilar]
You feel him!
[Serena]
So don't let her steal him!
[Margot / and Delta Nus]
Wake him up like / Sleeping Beauty
[Pilar / and Delta Nus]
Turn his head with your / red, hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to / shake your junk
[Delta Nus]
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Woo!
[Elle, spoken]
Girls, how is this helping?
He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk!
Wait!
Girls, I'm positive
That we've taken this too far
No, I'm positive
This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
[Elle]
All this trashy carrying on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon!
[Delta Nus]
Woo!
[Elle / Delta Nus]
Girls I'm positive /
Positive
And try not to get upset
But I'm positive /
Positive
That it's time for me to go brunette /
What?
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat
Gotta show him I've got more to give
No, I'm positive
You're positive?
I'm positive
You're positive?
I'm positive
You're positive?
Really positive?
Positive
song info
Sung by: Elle, Pilar, Serena, Margot, Delta Nus
Different Versions: 13
Times Each Was Used:
Ver 1: 1
Ver 2: 1
Ver 3: 3 recorded, up to 6
Ver 4: 1 recorded, up to 3
Ver 5: 1 recorded, up to 2
Ver 6: 1 recorded, up to 4
Ver 7: 1 recorded, up to 3
Ver 8: 1 recorded, up to 2
Ver 9: 1 recorded, up to 6
Ver 10: 1 recorded, up to 5
Ver 11: 5 recorded, up to 11
Ver 12: 10 recorded, up to 19
Ver 13: a lot
my thoughts
RAHHH this was undoubtedly the most frustrating to make because they seemingly changed it so much. It's hard to judge because I can't always tell if it was a mistake on one of the actors' parts or a change. If I'm being honest, I doubt this version count is super accurate... most of the changes are so small and they flip back and forth a ton. But I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and marking them anyway.
As for the song itself, I really, really like it! I think all versions have their perks, but Love and War might be my favourite between the three of them. I just really like a beat!